Amadio:
So I saw some shit that was mad funny the other night when I was walking down the street, and this couple that was obviously on a first date just wouldn’t move to the side so I was forced to slow my pace behind them. So, it looks like it’s going good, and she’s pretty dope so the dude is on some walking on sunshine shit, smiling like an overweight 6 year-old still getting pushed in a stroller. That is until…he steps in a huge, like St Bernard sized pile of dog shit. I saw the whole thing happen, and to watch someone go from being so high and then so low in one single moment was heartbreaking. Poor dude was on his way to dinner, his whole night was fucked, he forever would be to that girl the dude who smelled like dog shit all night…
shine:
Ohhhhh man
shine:
That’s devastatingly life altering
shine:
He’s going to step like an OCD crack conscious side walk lunatic from now on
shine:
Hopscotching his way down the block
Amadio:
Hahaha. He’s never gonna be the same again. Everytime he’s out with a girl, no matter how hard he tries not to, somewhere in his mind he will be paranoid about stepping in dog shit
